Mondays

Oh God it's Monday! How did the weekend go so quickly?
What fun I had! A night at the pub, a late breakfast of bacon and eggs,
off to the footy and after the shops.
I mowed the lawn on Sunday, like every other bloke,
washed the car then crashed on the couch.

The Pizza on Saturday night was a beauty,
A new shop downtown brought it all round,
In time for the show on telly.
Knocked it down with a few beers
And finished it off with a bowl of ice-cream, low fat of course.

The wife and kids are complaining again, they say they're not happy
What's to complain about, they're well fed, got the house and 4WD?
What's a man to do? I work all week to bring home the bread
and still I get it in the head!
I think it's time I went fishing.